Challenge 1: Bottom 3

When I say that these were the worst, I mean it. They weren't pretty.

Emily agrees.

Witness the designers bury their heads in shame.

Jerry is out. This has to be one of the scariest garments to ever go down the runway. I'm going to have nightmares about being killed by someone in this outfit. The surgical gloves, the gause dress, the white boots, the knife....Wait! He didn't accessorize with a knife? Really? A knife would have been better than those disgusting boots or gloves. Gays are ususally good at styling! Even the straight dude Joe probably thought this was fugly! .....I don't know what else to say.

They can't get rid of two people? Darn. What is there to say about this? It is a poorly made dress that is slutty, cheap, and looks just like a garbage bag. I could have made something better than this and I don't even know how to patternmake or drape.....

"Hi, I'm Stella and I wear my underpants on the outside like a superhero and have clown pants and wear studs cuz I'm cool. Yeah."

Blayne channeled a little Stella in his outfit, creating a diaper-like thing. And the top looks like a football players shoulder pads. Ick. This was beyond ugly, but I guess he gets points for having a point of view, even if it is a hideous one.

And so concludes Episode 1. I can already tell that this season will be wayyyy more entertaining than the last one. Yay! I guess we'll just have to watch what happens...